coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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mcvirgin:

when you compliment someone and they don’t compliment you back

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cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

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